What the fleek is up, everysquaddy? It's me, Kansas City based actor, playwright, and wrestling podcaster Tess "Rowdy Ratt Gurl" Jones. If you're looking for someone who is good at all of those things, you've come to the right place.

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I grew up in the small town of Sturgis, South Dakota, which is not a very good place for a queer nonbinary person to grow up, so I left. Despite suffering from crippling shyness, I fell in love with theatre in early high school and received my BFA in Acting from the University of South Dakota, where I also cultivated my love for writing plays, particularly dark comedy.

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Professional wrestling is my favorite thing on this space rock and I will talk about it to anyone who will listen. If you check out my podcast, Bummerslam, you CAN listen. 

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I'm very gay, and I would like a few dollars.